Quotes from book

The Sea of Monsters

“He looked like an evil male model, showing off what the fashionable college age villain was wearing to Harvard this year.”

“Makes us appreciate blessing, not be greedy and mean and fat like Polyphemus.”

“You'd think he'd ran out off rocks," I muttered”

“Whasthat!"
"Um… those are the toilets.”

“In case you're wondering, the underside of a sheep doesn't smell that great. Imagine a winter sweater that's been dragged through the mud and left in the laundry hamper for a week. Something like that.”

“Tyson," I said "We're turning around!"
Going the wrong way?" he asked.
Always," I grumbled, but I steered the chariot towards the stands.”

“That was so completely unfair that I told Tantalus to go chase a donut, which didn't help his mood.”

“Curse Hermes and his multi-vitamins!”

“I’ve met plenty of embarrassing parents, but Kronos, the evil Titan Lord who wanted to destroy Western Civilization? Not the kind of dad you invited to
school for Career Day.”

“Weapons are allowed. Dirty tricks are expected. But try not to kill anybody!” Tantalus smiled at us like we were all naughty children. “Any killing will result in harsh punishment. No s’mores at the campfire for a week! Now ready your chariots!”

“Don't untie me," she said, "no matter what happens or how much I plead. I'll want to go straight over the edge and drown myself."
"Are you trying to tempt me?"
"Ha-ha.”

“We did all the standard camp numbers: "Down By The Aegean," "I Am My Own Great-Great-Great-Great Grandpa," "This Land is Minos's Land.”