Quotes from book

The Lost Hero

“Aphrodite strikes again, huh? You're gonna be the best-dressed warrior in town, beauty queen.”

“Maybe people with special gifts show up when bad things are happening because that's when they're needed most.”

“Now, sorry about that kill-on-sight business.”

“Destroy it?' Leo was appalled. 'You've got a life-size bronze dragon, and you want to destroy it?'
'It breathes fire,' Nyssa explained. 'It's deadly and out of control.'
'But it's a dragon!”

“you know festus means happy in Latin right? You want us to go save the world on Happy the dragon?"
-Jason to Leo in the lost hero”

“Mugged by my own mother.”

“I'm not good with children," the god confessed. "Or people. Well, any organic life forms, really.”

“I hate to tell you this,” Jason said, “but I think your leopard just ate a goddess.”

“I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!”

“How old is she now?" he asked.
"Hard to say. She was a tree for a while. Now she's immortal.”

“Yes,' she said. 'The Great Prophecy has begun.'
Pandemonium broke out.”

“I want some time without you organic life forms.”

“I try very hard to be annoying. Don’t insult my ability to annoy.”

“Piper patted his shoulder. “Trust me, Valdez. Beautiful people never lie.”

“The more you know, the more you try to change them, and that can be disastrous.”

“Leo's biggest surprise: One look from Jason, and all three of them knew the game plan. When had that happened, that they could read each other so well?”

“Coach Hedge shouted, 'Let the movie star go, you big ugly cupcake! Or I'm gonna plant my hoof right up your…”

“They both (Thalia and Hera) glared at her, and for three long seconds, Piper wasn’t sure which one of them was going to kill her first.”

“The future for Commander Tool Belt was not looking so hot.”