Quotes from work
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy pentalogy
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a comedy science fiction series created by Douglas Adams. Originally a radio comedy broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in 1978, it was later adapted to other formats, including stage shows, novels, comic books, a 1981 TV series, a 1984 video game, and 2005 feature film.

“If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”
Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“So long, and thanks for all the fish.”
Variant: So long and thanks for all the fish.
Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"Ask a glass of water!”
Variant: It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"You ask a glass of water.
Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.”
Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.”
Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”
Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

“The bird that would soar above the plain of tradition and prejudice must have strong wings.”
Source: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy