“Thursday is practically Friday and Friday is Friday.”
Source: The Coyote Kings of the Space-Age Bachelor Pad (2004), Chapter 1 “I Wash Dishes for Scumbags” (p. 8)
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The Coyote Kings of the Space-Age Bachelor Pad
The Coyote Kings of the Space-Age Bachelor Pad is a comic science fiction novel and social satire written by Canadian writer and activist Malcolm Azania under the pen name of "Minister Faust". His first book, it received major international release in August 2004 by the publisher Random House.
“There’s only two types of people in the world, Ye, weird and boring.”
Source: The Coyote Kings of the Space-Age Bachelor Pad (2004), Chapter 28 “Glass Slippers or the Glass Slip?” (p. 161)
“I know I’m not the same man I was eight days ago.
And I know it’s time to find out who I am.”
Prologue (p. 524; closing words)
The Coyote Kings of the Space-Age Bachelor Pad (2004)
Source: The Coyote Kings of the Space-Age Bachelor Pad (2004), Chapter 56 “At Last, the Box, Explained” (p. 320)
“MAY THE FORCE—”
“—FEED YOUR HORSE!”
Source: The Coyote Kings of the Space-Age Bachelor Pad (2004), Chapter 4 “The Coyote Kings vs. the Whyte Wolves” (p. 31)
Appendix (p. 527)
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Source: The Coyote Kings of the Space-Age Bachelor Pad (2004), Chapter 34 “On Good, Evil, Invisible Hands, and the Wind” (p. 193)
Source: The Coyote Kings of the Space-Age Bachelor Pad (2004), Chapter 34 “On Good, Evil, Invisible Hands, and the Wind” (p. 192)
“We challenge ourselves to try at least four new bizarrities in every week’s groceries.”
Source: The Coyote Kings of the Space-Age Bachelor Pad (2004), Chapter 9 “In Chinatown, Glittering Jackal Tantalizes Coyotes” (p. 61)
“Loopier than a snake in a garden hose.”
Source: The Coyote Kings of the Space-Age Bachelor Pad (2004), Chapter 24 “A Glimpse into Wet, Dark Jewels” (p. 147)
Source: The Coyote Kings of the Space-Age Bachelor Pad (2004), Chapter 56 “At Last, the Box, Explained” (p. 319)
Appendix (p. 525)
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“Nothing like hope to doom you.”
Source: The Coyote Kings of the Space-Age Bachelor Pad (2004), Chapter 79 “The Badlands” (p. 457)
“People are so lazy, they want everything to be simple, but nothing is simple. Nothing.”
Source: The Coyote Kings of the Space-Age Bachelor Pad (2004), Chapter 31 “Saturday Morning Mission” (p. 173)
Source: The Coyote Kings of the Space-Age Bachelor Pad (2004), Chapter 44 “The Long, Long Drive to Nowhere” (p. 250)
Source: The Coyote Kings of the Space-Age Bachelor Pad (2004), Chapter 46 “Prelude to the Negative Confession” (p. 260)
Source: The Coyote Kings of the Space-Age Bachelor Pad (2004), Chapter 28 “Glass Slippers or the Glass Slip?” (p. 160)
Source: The Coyote Kings of the Space-Age Bachelor Pad (2004), Chapter 90 “Unfurl the Sails, Speak the Names of the Stars” (p. 514)
Source: The Coyote Kings of the Space-Age Bachelor Pad (2004), Chapter 39 “Telescope to Avalon” (p. 226)
Source: The Coyote Kings of the Space-Age Bachelor Pad (2004), Chapter 77 “The Two Sovereigns” (p. 438)
