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Lords and Ladies

Lords and Ladies
Terry Pratchett

Lords and Ladies is a fantasy novel by British writer Terry Pratchett, the fourteenth Discworld book. It was originally published in 1992. Some parts of the storyline spoof elements of Shakespeare's play A Midsummer Night's Dream.

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“In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the
cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat
could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.”

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“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”

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“In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.”

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