Christopher Moore book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
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Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal is a novel by American writer Christopher Moore, published in 2002. In this work the author seeks to fill in the "lost" years of Jesus through the eyes of Jesus' childhood pal, "Levi bar Alphaeus who is called Biff".The original edition of Lamb was issued in hardback and paperback and contains an afterword by the author explaining some background of the novel. In 2007 a special gift edition was published, with a second afterword by Moore, recollecting his trip to Israel for research.
Christopher Moore book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
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“You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't. Trust me, I was there. I know.”
Christopher Moore book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
Biff, in Ch. 1
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“I'll bet he was myrrh. Bastard, he brings the cheapest gift and now he wants to sodomize me.”
Christopher Moore book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
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“All fear comes from trying to see the future, Biff. If you know what is coming, you aren't afraid.”
Christopher Moore book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
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“Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.”
Christopher Moore book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)
“When the oil of the lamp is used up the wanker shall light his own way to salvation.”
Christopher Moore book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)
“Moses should have said "Let my people go. Please."”
Christopher Moore book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
Josh (Jesus)
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)
“Oh to be young and in love (with 8 Chinese concubines).”
Christopher Moore book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)
“Sin is moist make a mental note.”
Christopher Moore book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)
“Your mother eats fungus from the feet of lepers.”
Christopher Moore book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)
Christopher Moore book Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal
Afterword : Teaching Yoga to an Elephant
Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (2002)
