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I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You

I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You
Ally Carter

I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You is a young adult fiction novel written by Ally Carter and is the first book in the Gallagher Girls series. In October 2007, a sequel was released titled Cross My Heart and Hope to Spy.

“Crouched on the roof between BEx and Liz, I wasn't a girl who had just broken up with her boyfriend; I looked at my watch and check my gear instead of crying. I had a mission objective and not a broken heart.”

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“The Subject has really blue eyes that twinkle when he looks at someone like she's maybe a little bit insane.”

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“I think it's kinda nice.' And I did. my mom isn't famous for her pies. No, she's famous for defusing a nuclear device in Brussels with only a pair of cuticle scissors and a ponytail holder. Somehow, at the moment, pies seemed cooler.”

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“Hey, Cammie… tell Suzie she's a lucky cat."I seriously think not!”

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“You know, Ms. Morgan, that was your mother you just hammered," Mr. Solomon said.”

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“… For all the days of our lives," we finished and I felt a little like a character in one of my grandma's soap operas…”

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“Unusual financial activity: none, unless you count the fact that someone in the family is way too into Civil War biographies. (Can this be a possible indication of Confederate insurgents still living and working in Virginia? Must research further.)”

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“… maybe it's only fitting that relationship that started with a lie would end with one.”

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“If he'd looked like a cross between Mr. Clooney and, say, one of the hobbits, I probably would have been far more capable of coherent thought.”

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“Oh.' I shot upright. 'I was in Mongolia.'
Note to self: learn to be a less extreme liar.”

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