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Doctor Sally

Name: Doctor Sally
Author: P.G. Wodehouse

P.G. Wodehouse

Doctor Sally is a short novel by P.G. Wodehouse, first published in the United Kingdom on 7 April 1932 by Methuen & Co., London. In the United States, it was serialised in Collier's Weekly from 4 July to 1 August 1931 under the title The Medicine Girl, and was included under that name in the US collection The Crime Wave at Blandings .The novel was adapted from Wodehouse's play, Good Morning, Bill , which was itself based on a work by the Hungarian playwright Ladislas Fodor .The story tells of golf expert Dr. Sally Smith, and of Bill Bannister, who loves her.

“Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his head first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate. All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains. What good are brains to a man? They only unsettle him.”

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