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Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang is a book by Chelsea Handler that was published in March 2010.

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“Vomit and feces are two reason I have decided not to procreate.”

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“Why he would agree to install an eight-by-eight-foot fish tank and then not fill it with a single dolphin made me want to burn his eyebrows off.”

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“My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate.”

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