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America : A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction is a 2004 humor book written by Jon Stewart and other writers of The Daily Show that parodies and satirizes American politics and worldview. It has won several awards, and generated some controversy.


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“30 AD: Death penalty debate heats up after controversial execution of alleged "Son of God."”

America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction (2004)

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“Dedication: To the huddled masses, keep yearnin!”

America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction (2004)

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“If the presidency is the head of the American body politic, Congress is its gastrointestinal tract.”

America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction (2004)
Context: If the presidency is the head of the American body politic, Congress is its gastrointestinal tract. Its vast and convoluted inner workings may be mysterious and unpleasant, but in the end they excrete a great deal of material whose successful passage is crucial to our nation's survival.

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“May 3, 325: Rome built.”

America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction (2004)

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“Why no women, blacks, or non-Christians have answered the founders' challenge is a mystery, though most indications point to some inherent genetic flaw.”

America (The Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction (2004)
Context: By far the most revolutionary aspect of this new position [of the presidency] would be who could hold it. The short answer: just about anyone. By placing no explicit race, gender, or religious requirements on the presidency, the Founders opened the door to a true meritocracy. Why no women, blacks, or non-Christians have answered the founders' challenge is a mystery, though most indications point to some inherent genetic flaw. (William Howard Taft came closest, having what most observers agreed were boobs.)

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