Quotes about waterbed

Quotes about waterbed

Henny Youngman photo

“My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.”

Henny Youngman (1906–1998) American comedian

"The Haunted Smile: The Story of Jewish Comedians in America" (2001)

Sea, Dead
Dave Barry photo

“The waterbed trend was similar to the fulfillment movement, in the sense that you paid for something that was supposed to bring you happiness, but you wound up with something less fulfilling, in this case motion sickness and water damage.”

Dave Barry (1947) American writer

Source: Nonfiction, Dave Barry Turns 50 (1998), p. 142

Sense, Water, Happiness