Quotes about bunghole

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Quotes about bunghole

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“When a child turns 12, he should be kept in a barrel and fed through the bunghole, until he reaches 16 … at which time you plug the bunghole.”

Mark Twain (1835–1910) American author and humorist

Attributed to Twain but never sourced, this quotation should not be regarded as authentic.
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