Quotes about attorney
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Samuel Alito photo
Stephan Pastis photo

“When you’re a cartoonist, you sort of have to be, like, sensitive – or maybe open’s a better word – to what’s going on around you. When you’re an attorney, you’re just like a bulldog with your head down.”

Stephan Pastis (1968) American cartoonist

Source: Strip deals wry Pearls of wisdom https://www2.ljworld.com/news/2006/dec/24/strip_deals_wry_pearls_wisdom/?living (December 24, 2006)

W. S. Gilbert photo

“When I was a lad I served a term
As office boy to an attorney's firm.
I cleaned the wndows and I swept the floor,
And I polished up the handle of the big front door.
I polished up that handle so carefullee
That now I am the Ruler of the Queen's Navee!”

W. S. Gilbert (1836–1911) English librettist of the Gilbert & Sullivan duo

H.M.S. Pinafore (1878)
Source: 1878, HMS Pinafore, act 2, also quoted in Dictionary of Quotations, p. 353-354 (2005)

W. S. Gilbert photo

“So I fell in love with a rich attorney's Elderly, ugly daughter.”

W. S. Gilbert (1836–1911) English librettist of the Gilbert & Sullivan duo

Trial by Jury (1875)
Source: 1875, also quoted in Dictionary of Quotations, p. 353 (2005)