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“If they don't let us in through the front? We'll come through the side!”

“If you was bleach and I was hair, I wouldn't die (dye) fo' ya!”

“A plaque and platinum status iIs whack if I’m not the baddest.”

“If I'm garbage you're a bunch of maggots”

“Alot of people ask me... Where the fuck I've been at the last few years? Shit, I don't know... But I do know I'm back now!”

“Slim Shady, Eminem was the old initials.”

“What is life? Life is like a big obstacle, put in front of your optical to slow you down, and every time you think you gotten past it, it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground. What are friends? Friends are people that you think are your friends, but they're really your enemies with secret identities and disguises to hide their true colors, so just when you're close enough to be brothers, they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't looking. What is money? Money is what makes a man act funny. Money is the root of all evil. Money'll make them same friends come back around swearing that they was always down. What is life? I'm tired of life!”

“It's too late to start over, this is the only thing I know”

“There's no such thing, like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans.”

“How many people you know who can name every serial killer who ever existed in a row?”

“My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?”

“Nobody asked for life to deal us with these bullshit hands we´re dealt. We gotta take these cards ourselves and flip ém, don´t expect no help!”

“Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds, it's like adrenaline: The pain is such a sudden rush for me!”

“And Dr. Dre said … nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!”

“But then of course everything always happens for a reason”

“I was always lucky in my bad luck.”

“He was a gentle and sensitive soul, and therefore had a short temper, which is why he went straight after everything with an ax…”

“No book worth its salt is meant to put you to sleep, it's meant to make you jump out of your bed in your underwear and run and beat the author's brains out.”

“I can be by myself because I'm never lonely; I'm simply alone, living in my heavily populated solitude, a harum-scarum of infinity and eternity, and Infinity and Eternity seem to take a liking to the likes of me.”