“You know what it’s like when you’re trying to fall asleep and it only makes you more wide awake?”

“Better try to stay wide awake, or you might end up found dead by the lake.”

“Anyone or anything that forces me to fall asleep when I want to stay awake is considered toxic to my senses.”

“Most people don't know there are angels whose only job is to make sure you don't get too comfortable & fall asleep & miss your life.”

“You are given the free will, or choices in life; but you must be widely awake to make wise decisions.”

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

“You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading… and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.”

“If you’re going to do something that crazy, save it for when it’ll make a difference. But absent near-omniscience there’s no way to know when that is. You can only make your best approximate calculation. You can only make your throw and try to puzzle out the results afterward.”

“Play to your strengths. If you’re not the “warm & fuzzy” voice, don’t waste time trying to be that. Work at what you’re naturally good at, then make it better. Challenge people to challenge you. And know when to stop talking.”

“I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?”