“Warning: Do not read this story right after eating. In fact, don't read it right before eating either. In fact, just to be safe, don't read this story if you're ever planning to eat again.”

“Read like a wolf eats.”

“I read like a wolf eats.
I read myself to sleep every night.”

“Reading is more important to me than eating.”

“Eating and reading are two pleasures that combine admirably.”

“Reading without reflecting is like eating without digesting.”

“When you're unhappy, I guess everything in the world - reading, eating, sleeping - has something buried somewhere inside it that just makes you unhappier.”

“Reading one book is like eating one potato chip.”

“How do you know that you are not part of a book? That someone's not reading your story right now?”

“WARNING
If you dare to read this story, you become part of the Experiment”