“The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest.”

“What are you gonna do? Kill me? Everybody dies.”

“Fanny! You are killing me!"
"No man dies of love but on the stage, Mr. Crawford.”

“Let me tell you, if you have never seen an agitated squirrel you have seen very little, nor have you heard much, because the sound of an angry squirrel is not to be forgotten.”

“WHEN SOMEONE SAYS, It’s the Squirrel, you don’t ask questions.”

“In war, the poor are killed. In peace, the poor dies.”

“It's not easy to kill a man and walk away from it. Every time you kill, a little piece of you dies. Kill often enough, and though you still may talk and eat and breathe, you're a walking dead man your ownself.”

“The only person who suffers, when you squirrel alway all that hate, is you.”

“Not much goes on in the mind of a squirrel.
Huge portions of what is loosely termed "the squirrel brain" are given over to one thought: food.
The average squirrel cogitation goes something like this: I wonder what there is to eat.”

“I killed her once and died for her many times”