“Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.”

—  Scott Dikkers

Source: You Are Worthless: Depressing Nuggets of Wisdom Sure to Ruin Your Day

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