“I love muscle cars.”

“There's no reason to be in the car when the car crashes even if you love the car.”

“Walking down 8th Avenue, I fell in behind two muscled gym queens. When a car alarm went off, one of them turned to the other, saying, "That's the Puerto Rican national anthem."”

“Spike: I had a muscle cramp. Buffy was, uh, helping.
Tara: A muscle cramp… in your pants?
Spike: What? It's a thing.”

“My mustache speaks to me… it says, 'Together, we will return the NBA to the glory of its mustache days. Pistol Pete, Kurt Rambis and Clyde Frazier.' And in the offseason, my mustache and I will drive around in a muscle car solving mysteries. Times will be good. My mustache is very wise.”

“I told you. You don't love someone because of their looks or their clothes or their car. You love them because they sing a song only your heart can understand.”

“Imagination is like a muscle. I found out that the more I wrote, the bigger it got.”

“"Maybe if I built muscles, girls will be attracted to me", I hopefully proclaimed to myself.”

“I will better the film, [Honking car horn] For the good, [Honking car horn] Of the film.”

“Did you hotwire this car?" I then rephrased my question. "Did you STEAL this car?”