“Carter Kane, 14, died tragically in Paris when he was eaten by his sister’s cat Muffin.”

“For an absurd moment, I wondered if Ammit devoured the hearts of wicked cows, and if he liked the beefy taste.

- Carter Kane”

“If I were a flowerpot, I would've checked my hair.

~Carter Kane”

“Muffins should always be eaten quite calmly, as it is the only way to eat them!”

“I would've hit the water hard, but at the last second I changed into a falcon.

~Carter Kane”

“Somewhere behind me, Zia yelled, "Hippo!" Which I thought was a little late.

~Carter Kane”

“Wolves eat cats for dinner. By God, I wanna be a wolf.

~Kane Tyler~”

“Of course, maybe I'd end up like one of those crazy old people with, like, sixty cats. And one day, the neighbors would complain about the smell, and it would turn out I'd died and the cats had eaten me.

Still, it might be nice to have a cat.”

“They (mothers-in-law) never leave when they say they will. When my mother-in-law visits, the mice throw themselves at the cat, begging to be eaten.”

“Frey was the god of spring and summer! read the caption. He was the god of wealth, abundance, and fertility. His twin sister, Freya, the goddess of love, was very pretty! She had cats!”