“It isn't wise to be rude to one's mother. She knows everything about your childhood that is potentially embarassing.”

“My mother wanted us to understand that the tragedies of your life one day have to potential to be the comic stories the next.”

“Childhood isn't just those years. It's also the opinions you form about them afterward. That's why our childhoods are so long.”

“You gotta make your own fun (Audience member cheers). That's right, listen to that mother of two, she knows what I'm talking about.”

“Quantum wellness isn't about deprivation and it's not about perfection. It is about pointing yourself in the direction of growth, training yourself to get comfortable with your highest potential, and then taking small steps to support that shift. It's about showing up for yourself, day by day, and then one day finding that you've undergone a transformation.”

“Turn up the TV. No one listening will suspect,
even your mother won't detect it,
no your father won't know.
they think that I've got no respect
but everything means less than zero.”

“Love her as in childhood
Through feeble, old and grey.
For you’ll never miss a mother’s love
Till she’s buried beneath the clay.”

“To do successful research, you don't need to know everything, you just need to know one thing that isn't known.”

“Everyone always talks about how well mothers know their children. No one ever seems to notice how well children know their mothers.”

“She likes to try everything, out of curiosity, but she'll be sorry if she isn't guided by her heart.”