“If sex were food, Rhage would haven been morbidly obese.”

“Grown men, otherwise daring, capable and virile men of accomplishment frequently find themselves terrorized and terrified by ridiculous accusations of bias or impropriety cast by spoon-fed students, indignant sluts, disabled lesbians, bipolar transsexuals, illegal immigrants and the morbidly obese. In the space of a few hundred years, the noble morality of the sovereign has been exchanged for the ignoble morality of the squeaky wheel.”

“If I could deliver one message to the researchers who are looking for the cause of diabetes, and the cause of clogged arteries, and the cause of high blood pressure, and the cause of obesity, I would tell them the answer is in three words. It's the food!”

“If Marx were functioning today, he would have been hard put to avoid saying that imaginary sex is the opiate of the people.”

“But we seldom spoke of sex, for starving men dream of food, not women, and our bodies were generally too tired to lust.”

“…obesity isn’t caused by those who adore food. People tend not to put on weight through eating meals. I’d say it’s people who eat non-stop.”

“Good food does lead to sex. As it should.”

“A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.”

“There are four basic human needs: food, sleep, sex and revenge.”

“There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge. ”