“In theory, when yoou're done with training, you should be able ot kick a hole in a wall or eknock out a moose with a single punch."

"I would never hit a moose," said Clary. "They're endangered.”

“Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old.”

“"Buy my soda!" said the Moose Diarrhea Salesman. And we did. We all did. But when we got it home and opened up the package, it was not what they said it was. And rather than chucking it all and searching for something better, we're content with looking for another Moose Diarrhea Salesman.”

“The woman is the subtlest beast in the garden,” said Papa Moose, “now that snakes can’t talk.”

“The face of the moose is as sad as the face of Jesus.”

“Let's go hunt moose on a Harley!”

“Hey, moose!” I screamed.
The Set animal locked its glowing eyes one me.
Well done! Horus said. Now we’ll both die with honor!
Shut up, I thought.”

“I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit.”

“Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick.”

“When you hit a wall – of your own imagined limitations – just kick it in.”