“What would I do without you?
You're never going to find out.”

“Do you really know what's going on And if you don't… find out”

“Some part of me knew he would show up, that if I stood in one place long enough he would find me, like you're taught to do when you're lost. But they never taught us what to do if both of you are lost, and you both end up in the same place, waiting.”

“Once you say you're going to settle for second, that's what happens to you in life, I find.”

“The one piece of advice I would give to any actor is, if you want to go out on the street without being recognised, without even being looked at, go out with a 6ft 8in beautiful transsexual. No one gives you a second glance. Especially when you're 5ft 5in.”

“You never do find out what makes you tick, and after a while it's unimportant.”

“Here's what I can tell you about Don Rumsfeld. You're never going to get any credit. And you'll only know how well you're doing if he gives you more work. If that happens, you're doing fine.”

“Do what you want to do,
And go where you're going to.
Think for yourself
'Cause I won't be there with you.”

“Tell me, why do you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else; get's me frustrated. Life's like this: You fall and you crawl and you break and you take what you get and you turn it into. Honestly, you promised me I'm never going to find you faking. No, no! No!”

“If you never go out on that limb, you're missing a hell of a view.”