“The only way you get Americans to notice anything is to tax them or draft them or kill them.”

“At sixteen I get drafted. When I read the draft notice, I cry. Not because I'm a coward - I'm not afraid of anyone. But I don't want to kill or be killed.”

“Every artist has thousands of bad drawings in them and the only way to get rid of them is to draw them out.”

“All this talk of using tax policy to ‘assess social costs’…what a dumb idea. The only way to stop polluters is to put them against walls and shoot them.”

“Maybe that’s a way of killing them.”

“That's ridiculous. The only point in having enemies is so you can defeat them, kill them, brush them aside."

"Or give them a chance to redeem themselves.”

“The Courts can take no notice of anything but what comes judicially before them.”

“Have you noticed lately how video games are getting way more sexually explicit and violent? I really gotta buy me one of them games!”

“The only way to get what you want is to make them more afraid of you than they are of each other.”

“(Sylvia) Rita! Get my smelling salts! (Rita) Ma, you used them up when you discovered that repeal of the estate tax benefits only the very, very rich.”