“A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.”

“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.”

“When it rains, you put up an umbrella. That is the secret of success in business and management.”

“If you do not want it to rain, always carry an umbrella.”

“Where can we hide in fair weather, we orphans of the storm?”

“People say I love you all the time - when they say, ‘take an umbrella, it’s raining,’ or ‘hurry back,’ or even ‘watch out, you’ll break your neck.’ There are hundreds of ways of wording it - you just have to listen for it, my dear.”

“Fair weather weddings make fair weather lives.”

“Where do begin, he asked, Where you always have to begin, at the beginning”

“Times change so quickly that if you and I don't keep up with the times, we'll find ourselves with an umbrella in our hand, over our head, when the sun is out. Or we'll find ourselves standing in the rain, with the umbrella inside the door.”

“There may be a time when we'll attend Weather Theatres to recall the sensation of rain.”