“Jesus, man. Why do people want to be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?”

“You never read Spider-Man? Accepting your true identity means understanding that you are a stranger to this world. A freak, ostracized by the very people you want to help.”

“Bomanz sighed. A man couldn’t get five minutes alone. What the hell did he get married for? Why did any man? You spent the rest of your life doing hard time, doing what other people wanted, not what you wanted.”

“When the man who ought to want a stock doesn't want it, why should I want it?”

“People followed Jesus, I think because they wanted to have sex with him. Ho yes, they so wanted some of that holy jiggy-jiggy! (cough) sorry. (Why it Would Kick Arse to be Jesus)”

“I wonder, if France really wants to create a Muslim state in Europe, why don't they empower them to do this in Paris or Britain?”

“Nobody Wants to be themselves. That's why there's tv. -Ephigenia”

“Listen, this is crazy. I look like I'm 75 years old. Nobody wants to watch an old man being funny. That's just a fact. No one wants to see this old man on TV.”

“A man who wants the truth becomes a scientist; a man who wants to give free play to his subjectivity may become a writer; but what should a man do who wants something in between?”

“No woman really wants a man to carry her off; she only wants him to want to do it.”