“To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.”
Stardust Memories (1980).
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“I'm an atheist: I don't know what it means to believe in God.”
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"Pete Seeger's Session" http://www.beliefnet.com/entertainment/music/2006/08/pete-seegers-session?p=2, a Beliefnet interview (2006)

“Me pray? Never! I'm an atheist.”
As quoted in What Great Men Think of Religion (1945) by Ira D Cardiff

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“I'm caught between the words 'atheistic' and 'agnostic'.”
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Context: I'm caught between the words 'atheistic' and 'agnostic'. I've got no evidence whatever for believing in a God. But I know that all the things I do know are very small compared with the things that I don't know. So maybe there is a God out there. All I know is that if there is, he hasn't shown himself on earth.
But going further than that, I would say that those people who claim that they do know that there is a God have found this claim of theirs the most wonderful excuse for behaving extremely badly. So belief in a God does not seem to me to result automatically in behaving very well.

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“I'm in opposition against to both the government and the opposition.”
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