“When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”

—  Mark Twain

The quote "When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old m…" is famous quote attributed to Mark Twain (1835–1910), American author and humorist.

Not found in Twain's works, this was attributed to him in Reader's Digest (September 1939): no prior attribution known. Mark Twain’s father died when Twain was eleven years old.
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Variant: When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

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American author and humorist 1835–1910

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