“I am the most incurably lazy devil that ever stood in shoe leather.”

“But if I wanted shoes, and you had given me a piece of leather to make myself shoes, I should be laughed at if I took it.”

“I am vegetarian, so I don't have clothes, shoes or bags made from leather or suede or any animal products. Shoes are hard to find. These are fake Uggs. And I've got a pair of vintage boots, which are PVC.”

“It's easier to put on a pair of shoes than to wrap the earth in leather.”

“In a meat-eating world, wearing leather for shoes and even clothes, the discussion of fur is childish.”

“Old friends, like old shoes, are comfortable. But old shoes, unlike old friends, tend not to be supportive: it is easier to stumble and sprain an ankle while wearing a pair of old shoes than it is in new shoes, with their less yielding leather.”

“We are the great grassroots campaign of the modern era, built from mousepads, shoe leather and hope.”

“An English gentleman never shines his shoes, but then nor does a lazy bastard.”

“He feared neither God, nor devil, nor man, nor wind, nor sea, nor his own conscience. And I believe he hated everybody and everything. But I think he was afraid to die. I believe I am the only man who ever stood up to him.”

“Cause I’m gonna put my foot so far up their butts they’re going to burp shoe leather. (Nick)”