“A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there's more conversation.”

“I was reared in a pub – as a young fellow, serving in the pub I learnt far more there about human nature than I learnt in any university or school. I think it gave me a great insight into people.”

“I like reading in a pub rather than a library or study, as it's generally much easier to get a drink.”

“Dubh is do?" I was incredulous. It was no wonder I hadn't been able to find the stupid word. "Should I be
calling pubs poos?"
"Dubh is Gaelic, Ms. Lane. Pub is not.”

“Nationalisation of the Reichsbank Pub. Ltd. Co., and the central banks.”

“Paris is a woman but London is an independent man puffing his pipe in a pub.”

“Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!
Episode 1, 1:36”

“Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.”

“Karl's Diary - Read about a pub which is gettin' some stick 'cause its stopped a horse goin' in. Its been the horse' regular for ages, but some new owners have taken over the pub and they said they're servin' fresh food and don't want a horse in there anymore”

“Service of the Synagogue: Day of Atonement, Part 1 Evening Service; pub. Routledge & Kegan Paul Ltd., p. 38.”