“Smiles must be provoked, not turned off.”

“Wherever you are, you provoke smiles, union and love, never pain.”

“There is no other world. Nor even this one. What, then, is there? The inner smile provoked in us by the patent nonexistence of both.”

“Naqi suspected that the ability to turn drunkenness on and off like a switch must be one of the most hallowed of diplomatic skills.”

“Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.”

“If ignorance is bliss, then knock the smile off my face.”

“Those who try to give us advice on matters of human rights do nothing but provoke an ironic smile among us. We will not permit anyone to interfere in our affairs.”

“Profundity must smile.”

“As for the moral status of majority rule, it must be pointed out that it allows for A and B to band together to rip off C, C and A in turn joining to rip off B, and then B and C conspiring against A, and so on.”

“He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face.”