“Dogs are God's way of
making up
for
your relatives.”

“The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.”

“The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.”

“Assurance makes most for your comfort, but holiness makes most for God's honor…Assurance is the daughter of holiness…The surest and shortest way to assurance is to wrestle and contend with God for holiness…”

“If a dog starts biting you, you can't kick it up the throat like it deserves. People always say "Oh dear, poor little dog, he was only trying to be friendly. That's the way he tries to be friendly, sniffing at your ankles and biting you, you cruel, wicked man."”

“The human desire for food and sex is relatively equal. If there are armed rapes, why should there not be armed hot dog thefts?”

“We are the gods of the atoms that make up ourselves but we are also the atoms of the gods that make up the universe.”

“"You do your best, we do the rest." That fit the way I felt about God. I was going to give God my best and then it was up to God to do the rest.”

“A dog – a collie – went up to Eric, looked up at his face, and growled.
“Shoo,” Eric said, making an imperious gesture with his hand.”

“All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.”