“And I am whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam”

“I talk of you:
Why did you wish me milder? would you have me
False to my nature? Rather say I play
The man I am.”

“What am I? Let's just say I won't fetch a stick for you. I won't beg for treats. And, no matter how nicely you ask, I will not roll over and play dead.”

“Paper, they say, does not blush, but I assure you it’s not true and that it’s blushing just as I am now, all over.”

“What I am
is tired of jam.”

“When I say, “Beware of the radio if you want to improve your mind,” … I am warning the public against their worst enemy, conformity.”

“I am on the radio for one reason: to attract the largest audience I can and hold it. I am not in a think tank.”

“You are the sun, I am the moon.
You are the words, I am the tune.
Play me.”

“When I get honest, I admit I am a bundle of paradoxes. I believe and I doubt, I hope and get discouraged, I love and I hate, I feel bad about feeling good, I feel guilty about not feeling guilty. I am trusting and suspicious. I am honest and I still play games. Aristotle said I am a rational animal; I say I am an angel with an incredible capacity for beer.”

“I always have an attitude. Even if there are no plans, I have an attitude. Perhaps I answered imprecisely before, saying that I am just a person. I am actually a person with an attitude.”