“They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do just as well—you just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.”

“You may lie with your mouth, but with the mouth you make as you do so you none the less tell the truth.”

“But what's real? You can't find the truth. You just pick the lie you like best. As long as you know that everything's a lie, you can't hurt yourself.”

“Don't lie about it. You made a mistake. Admit it and move on. Just don't do it again. Ever”

“Never tell a lie when you can tell the truth.”

“I lie awake at night to wait 'til you come in.
You stay a little while and then you're gone again.
Every question that I ask, I get a lie, lie, lie.
For every lie you tell, you're gonna cry, cry, cry!”

“Republican Party, you're a lie factory, that's all you do.”

“You're dead, George. You just don't have the sense to lie down.”

“He pauses, and I know he is about to lie. The worst feeling: when you just have to wait and prepare yourself for the lie.”

“You're never ready for what you have to do. You just do it. That makes you ready.”