“As a maid (in maid café), you have to be in your best behavior and always have the best customer service game on while smiling for the entire day and interacting with patrons.”

“Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can.”

“Expertise now resides in fanatical customers. The world's best experts on your product or service, don't work for your company. They are your customers, or a hobby tribe.”

“It’s worth living abroad to study up on genteel and delicate manners. The maid smiles continuously; she smiles like a duchess on a stage, while at the same time it is clear from her face that she is exhausted from overwork.”

“You have lost a good friend. It is unfortunate. In return, you got a maid and a drunken driver. They are in, and we are out.”

“A maid I lived and a maid I died; I never was asked and never denied.”

“When Music, heavenly maid, was young,
While yet in early Greece she sung.”

“While few customer offerings have a life, all great products and services have a soul.”

“While few customer offerings have a life, all great products and services have a soul.”

“O maid, while youth is with the rose and thee,
Pluck thou the rose: life is as swift for thee.”
Collige, virgo, rosas, dum flos novus et nova pubes,<br/>et memor esto aevum sic properare tuum.