Donald Miller book Blue Like Jazz: nonreligious thoughts on Christian spirituality
Blue Like Jazz (2003, Nelson Books)
Swallowing the bottle cap, Sarkos swerved toward Martin. “Don’t you see? It’s the only solution that can possibly work. No other theory comes close. Of course God has a dark side. Not just dark—evil. Radically, radically evil.”
Source: Blameless in Abaddon (1996), Chapter 15 (p. 390; spoken by the Devil, named Jonathan Sarkos in the book)
Donald Miller book Blue Like Jazz: nonreligious thoughts on Christian spirituality
Blue Like Jazz (2003, Nelson Books)
Flann O'Brien (1911–1966) Irish writer
Source: "At Swim-Two-Birds" (1939), P. 22.
“Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace”
Cassandra Clare book City of Ashes
City of Ashes
Variant: Enormous? Did you just call me fat?
“Shut up, sit down, zip your mouth. Know that I am God.”
Glenn Beck (1964) U.S. talk radio and television host
Okay. When we have the chance, if this stuff all falls into place, that The Blaze is going through right now, I'm telling you — miracles, absolute miracles.
2014-02-12
The Glenn Beck Program
Radio, quoted in * 2014-02-12
Beck: God Told Me To Sit Down And Shut Up Because He Has 'Absolute Miracles' In Store For The Blaze
Kyle
Mantyla
RightWingWatch
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/beck-god-told-me-sit-down-and-shut-because-he-has-absolute-miracles-store-blaze
2014-02-05
2010s, 2014
Joseph Smith, Jr. (1805–1844) American religious leader and the founder of the Latter Day Saint movement
Quoted by Orson F. Whtiney, Life of Heber C. Kimball (Salt Lake City: Kimball Family, 1888), 322
Attributed to Joseph Smith, Jr.
Eric Hoffer (1898–1983) American philosopher
Section 54
The Passionate State Of Mind, and Other Aphorisms (1955)