“The crucial questions in politics are not questions of right and wrong, but of obedience and disobedience. If you do not submit to political authority, then "If I say you're wrong, you're wrong, even if you're right."”

“I'm right and you're wrong, I'm big and you're small, and there's nothing you can do about it.”

“If eval() is the answer, you're almost certainly asking the wrong question.”

“There's not a thing wrong with you, you're right the whole way through.”

“I don't believe you're an ape: You're made in the image of God, with the knowledge of right and wrong.”

“I'm always wrong
But you're never right”

“When I was ambushed by global warming advocates recently—no, they haven't given up—they asked me the same questions they always ask: "What if you're wrong?" and "If you're wrong will you apologize to future generations?" I always answer, "What if you're wrong? Will you apologize to my twenty kids and grandkids for the largest tax increase in American history?"”

“Everything you're sure is right can be wrong in another place.”

“If you're older, you're smarter. I just believe that. If you're in an argument with someone older than you, you should listen to 'em … even if they're wrong, their wrongness is rooted in more information than you have.”

“If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.”