“Well I’m here, you know? Your house is a medley of disgusting smells, there’s nothing to eat, everybody’s wearing bathrobes, there’s no bar, I can’t fuck anybody. Why am I here?”

—  Dylan Moran

On young male single friends attending baby shower.
Like, Totally (2006)

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