“My mother is a ventriloquist – but not professionally. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.”

—  Wendy Liebman

Waiting a beat, Liebman adds, "I got my brother to do it."
Wendy Liebman page http://delafont.com/comedians/wendy-liebman.htm Richard De La Font Agency, Inc. web site. (url accessed on October 22, 2008)

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