“When girls go wild, they show their tits to people. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.”

“And it's the same when there's a war on: it's the men who go to fight
Women and children are civilians, when they're killed it's not right
Men kill men in uniform, its the way war goes
When they run they're cowards, when they stay they are heroes.”

“Hermes played a little Mozart and some One Direction, and Apollo cried, ‘I must have it! The girls will go wild for that!”

“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.”

“When women go wrong, men go right after them.”

“Reported as Oscar Wilde's last words on his death bed…
This wallpaper is killing me. One of us has to go.”

“Sour patch kids gone wild.”

“The human heart is an undiscovered country; men and women are forever perishing as they explore its wilds.”

“If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?”

“Modern life is so thin and shallow and fake. I look forward to when developers go bankrupt, Japan gets poorer and wild grasses take over.”