“What better emblem for our nation, after all, than a level playing field, shaped like an octagon, where people of diverse cultural ass-kicking traditions can meet as equals and immediately start kicking ass.”

June 11, 2007
The Areas of My Expertise (2005), Appearances on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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