“It was the standard airport-security operation, which meant it appeared to have been designed to hassle law-abiding passengers just enough to reassure them, while at the same time providing virtually no protection against criminals with an IQ higher than celery.”

—  Dave Barry

Source: Novels, Big Trouble (1999), Chapter 11

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