“Sitting still is a pain in the ass.”

“President Bush withdrew from the Anti-Ballistic Missile treaty. Good I say, global stability was getting to be a pain in the ass.”

“I find it hard to sit still in one spot, and impossible to sit still in two spots.”

“I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that I haven’t just been sitting on my ass all afternoon.”

“Cracker-ass? Are you calling me cracker-ass, nigga?!”

“By outward show let's not be cheated;
An ass should like an ass be treated.”

“And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door.”

“Look, still is the sea and still are the breezes; but the pain in my heart is not still.”

“Originality is going back to the place where you were what you were—and finding an empty chair. Would you gladly sit on it? No, thank you. It is empty for a reason. That’s where my ass was. Not where my head is now.”

“On the other side of pain, there is still love.”