“Women are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly.”

“Why does Samuel Butler say, 'Wise men never say what they think of women'? Wise men never say anything else apparently.”

“There is a saying in the Islands. Beware the women of the warrior class, for all they touch is both decorative and deadly.-Yuki”

“As the French say, there are three sexes, — men, women, and clergymen.”

“You can't say anything honest to women, they have minds like the FBI.”

“Women are always saying,"We can do anything that men can do." But Men should be saying,"We can do anything that women can do.”

“People who take things too literally don't get much of anything from my teaching. By never saying anything I mean, I say a great deal. I never mean anything I say under oath. I never mean exactly what I say. Not even this. You have to read between the words.”

“I have never been hurt by anything I didn't say.”

“Women are the bloodthirsty sex," said Ric sadly. "We get the reputation, but it is only because the women stand behind us, and say, 'Kill it. Squish it.”

“Because women never say what they think.”