“If you don't think women are explosive, drop one.”

“I also think it is important for women to help one another. I have a saying: There is a special place in hell for women who don't.”

“Don't think about making women fit the world -- think about making the world fit women.”

“Don't you think women would like a man's head that always listens to them and agrees?”

“You don't want to drop your gonorrhea. It's a mess.”

“Don't believe that jazz about there's nothing you can do, "turn on and drop out, man" — because you've got to turn on and drop in, or they're going to drop all over you.”

“The good thing about being explosive is that no one can beat you.”

“Confound you handsome young fellows! You think of having it all your own way in the world. You don't understand women. They don't admire you half so much as you admire yourselves.”

“I often think my life has been a failure. But whenever I drop into a theater and hear women laugh at one of my films, I think, well, if I brightened their day before they went home and did the dishes, maybe my life wasn't wasted, after all.”

“People want me to [run for president] all the time … I don't like it. Can you imagine how controversial I'd be? You think about [Bill Clinton] and the women. How about me with the women? Can you imagine?”