“It's like a child who is used to having ice cream whenever he wants.”

“Every American may have equal access to ice cream, but there's no guarantee that the outcome of eating ice cream will be equal.”

“Not having ice cream,” she proclaimed, “is the culmination of all disasters!”

“… knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward.”

“On some of my darkest days, Lucifer's the one who comes and gives me an ice cream.”

“Everything was chocolate ice cream and kisses and wind.”

“When I'm not longer rappin', I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.”

“…a man who sold meat but knew nothing of the poetry of the slaughterhouse…. Ted Arden was no ice-cream butcher.”

“Life's like a mayonnaise soda
And life's like space without room
And life's like bacon and ice cream
That's what life's like without you”

“Every time I look into his eyes I just want to take the ice cream or whatever I've got in my hand and rub it into his face. That's how much I like him.”