“It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still.”

“Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training, for it trains people as to how they shall think.”

“I've been watching this japanese animations. They seem very cool can someone recommend me more please?”

“Spring is noticed, if at all
By people sitting in railway trains.”

“I find it hard to sit still in one spot, and impossible to sit still in two spots.”

“I've seen it all through the yellow windows of the evening train…”

“Is learning a venture in spiritual freedom that is humanism, or is it a routine process of animal training?”

“And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door.”

“Sitting still is a pain in the ass.”

“Because superior non-animal methods are used for this exact training by military and civilian programs around the world, animals are clearly not required to meet your objectives. … I'm sure you agree that our military personnel deserve state-of-the-art training and that our country deserves to be respected for its civilized treatment of animals.”