“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”
Abraham Lincoln (1809–1865) 16th President of the United States
Attributed in Evan Esar (1949), The Dictionary of Humorous Quotations
Misattributed
Source: The Way of Zen (1957), p. 190
“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”
Abraham Lincoln (1809–1865) 16th President of the United States
Attributed in Evan Esar (1949), The Dictionary of Humorous Quotations
Misattributed
Sita Ram Goel (1921–2003) Indian activist
Freedom of expression - Secular Theocracy Versus Liberal Democracy (1998)
“I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear
I like my toast done on one side…"
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Sting (1951) English musician
Source: Nothing Like the Sun
Bob Hope (1903–2003) American comedian, actor, singer and dancer
During a radio broadcast recorded in the UK. (During a broadcast in the Soviet Union, Bob re-used the first section, replacing 'England' with 'Russia' and 'cup of tea' with 'Bowl of Borscht')
Audio recording of radio broadcast.
“Sir, I did not count your glasses of wine, why should you number up my cups of tea?”
Samuel Johnson (1709–1784) English writer
Source: The Life of Samuel Johnson, Vol 2