“Raffi: I can too marry Stone Cold Steve Austin when I grow up!
Bill: Clarice, what are you teaching this kid?
Bill Jr.: You can not, 'cause I'm gonna marry him, and we're gonna kick your butt!”

—  Alison Bechdel, book Dykes to Watch Out For

#332, "Tag Team" (2000), collected in Post-DTWOF (2000).
Dykes to Watch Out For

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